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On today's show: Old People Secrets, Employee of the Month, The dumbest reasons you missed work, & more!
Today we heard the dumbest reasons you missed work (plus the excuse you gave to carry it out), and learned that people have missed work to do ridiculous things, like wait in line for Starbucks cups or masturbate. This is all based on the fact that Johnny missed golf yesterday to go golfing, and the fact that a record number of people are predicted to take an unauthorized day off on the 19th to play the new Grand Theft Auto 6.
Klein has a new predicament with his puppy and needs advice. He thought the dog was house trained, but turns out he's been leaving mystery craps throughout various rooms in the house. He also realized he needs to work on his 'good boy' voice vs his 'bad boy' voice.
We got into a hilarious edition of Clickbait today, discussing the one question you should never ask at the holiday table. We also got in depth about which of us would make the worst Thanksgiving guest, and after a lengthy quiz process we discovered it's definitely Ally.
0:00:00 Start of Show / Black Friday trampling memories and Ally's Peloton seat
0:06:09 Ally Knows The News
0:10:56 Dave Chappelle sparks backlash over a joke he made about Charlie Kirk
0:11:27 Air France and American Airlines planes nearly collide at LAX after a wrong turn
0:11:42 Paul McCartney officially becomes the third musician to join the billionaires club
0:12:02 A Pomona man is convicted of stealing $10 million worth of goods from Home Depot
0:12:42 A massive stray pig is found roaming a SoCal neighborhood and is up for adoption
0:17:15 Klein's puppy hides poop in his closet and under his kid's bed
0:25:00 A.D.D. News
0:25:17 Breaking down Russell Brand's seven-year prison sentence
0:26:35 Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits to having an affair with a Chinese spy
0:29:51 Pomona SPCA looks to adopt out a giant stray pig found roaming the streets
0:31:09 Runners die and fall mysteriously ill with hallucinations after marathons
0:33:04 Clickbait: why asking someone why they aren't drinking is now inappropriate
0:41:18 The dumbest reasons you missed work
0:55:14 Listeners react to Ally's wife Katie complaining about painting the garage
0:58:22 A.D.D. News
0:58:48 Air France flight makes an unauthorized turn and cuts off an American Airlines jet
1:02:22 GLP-1 weight loss drugs like Ozempic add a warning label for potential vision loss
1:03:06 Pharmacists warn women against a viral trend of putting allergy pills in their vaginas
1:04:24 A father is arrested for leaving his six-year-old outside Target overnight for Pokemon cards
1:05:49 Klein tries to be on time for Vanessa while giving away Fall Out Boy tickets
1:10:03 Employee of the Month: A former Chili's worker who crashed a car through the front door
1:16:48 A Thanksgiving guest quiz determines who is the worst person on the show to invite to dinner
1:32:12 Klein debates making breakfast for dinner on Thanksgiving and complains about flight prices
1:35:15 A.D.D. News
1:37:50 Topgolf announces a 20% price drop following customer complaints about high costs
1:41:08 Police recover a stolen Sinclair gas station dinosaur in Stockton with a bag over its head
1:42:11 Wah-wah pedal inventor Del Casher dies at the age of 88
1:43:38 Listeners text in suggestions and name Ally's unborn baby No Dad Johnson
1:50:39 Old People's Secrets: 100 year old Joan Kohler's longevity secret is home cooking
1:58:21 Klein updates his chair scam saga / Takeaways
Plus:
- Tickets to see Twilight of the Punks, featuring Fall Out Boy, The Offspring, Good Charlotte, & The Story So Far at Dodger Stadium on August 21st!
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