Description
🐻 Bubba the Black Bear
Verse 1
My wife was looking out the window,
Said, “Where has Bubba been?”
“It’s been a while since he’s come by,
I hope we see him again.”
Then suddenly I hear her holler,
Like Christmas came this year—
“HE’S HERE! HE’S HERE! COME LOOK OUTSIDE!”
It’s Bubba the Black Bear!
Chorus
Oh, Bubba, Bubba the Black Bear,
Comes strolling through our yard without a care.
He thinks we put that birdseed there
For one big furry millionaire.
He comes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner,
My wife just stands and stares—
The birds may think that seed is theirs…
But nobody told the bear!
Verse 2
She’s smiling like a little kid,
“Oh look! He’s back again!”
Taking pictures through the window,
Of her big ol’ furry friend.
“He’s beautiful! Just look at him!”
She says with so much joy—
Then Bubba grabs the feeder
Like it's his favorite toy.
Verse 3
Then suddenly she starts a-waving,
“HEY! GET OUTTA THERE!”
She’s banging on the window,
Trying to scare the bear.
I look at her completely puzzled,
“Wait… what happened here?
Five seconds ago you loved him—
THAT’S YOUR BUDDY BUBBA BEAR!”
Chorus
Oh, Bubba, Bubba the Black Bear,
Comes strolling through our yard without a care.
My wife says, “Bubba! So glad you're here!”
Then, “BUBBA! GET AWAY FROM THERE!”
She loves him from the window,
Just not the birdseed buffet—
“Bubba, you're my favorite bear…
NOW PLEASE JUST GO AWAY!” 😂
Bridge
He doesn't want our money,
He doesn't want our car,
He doesn't even know
What crazy humans are.
He just knows there's a house nearby
Where dinner's always free—
“Those nice folks keep refilling
That giant bowl for me!”
Final Chorus
Oh, Bubba, Bubba the Black Bear,
Our favorite backyard millionaire.
Every once in a while he comes around,
And joy comes walking through our town.
He thinks he's here for birdseed,
But I know why he's there—
To put a smile upon my wife's face…
Then steal the dinner from the birds!
Outro — spoken
“Honey! Bubba's back!”
“AWWWW! BUBBA!”
…pause…
“HEY!! GET OUT OF THE BIRD FEEDER!”
“Woman… that's your buddy.”
“BUBBA THE BLACK BEAR!” 🐻